Day 6: Most annoying character?
I hate Donkey Kong with a passion. His sole reason for existing seems to be to stop me succeeding at Mario Kart. Whatever version of Mario Kart I play, from Mario Kart Super Circuit to Mario Kart 8, the big lump seems to go out of his way to take me out of the race. I’ve vowed to never play any other Donkey Kong game due to his vendetta against me.
When he’s not slamming into me on tight corners, Donkey Kong is launching bananas about with no regard for his own safety, speeding past me via A.I. rubber banding or just taking my item boxes.
Yet…Mario Kart would be poorer without Donkey Kong. For sheer entertainment value, fighting with Donkey Kong has led to many classic games of Mario Kart. Plus, everyone needs an enemy and I’m no different…and if a cartoon monkey who attacks me during kart races is my worst enemy, I’m probably not doing too badly….